ape wif grape
smallest monkey alive · biggest hat he could find
net wt. 1,000,000,000 · launched on pump.fun
the whole story
Smallest monkey on earth.
He ate a grape and kept the skin.
Not knowing what he has become.
Now he has the hat. The rest is details.
Crowned by accident.
Smallest King ever since.
three true things
Smaller than every other coin on this chain, and completely unbothered about it.
It started as leftovers. Now it is a hat. He sees no contradiction in this.
He thinks the moon is a tree with better sap. Nobody has had the heart to tell him.
read the label
Serving size: 1 grape · Servings per crate: 1,000,000,000
Pump.fun charges its own trading fee on every buy and sell. Fewer than 2% of coins launched there ever graduate off the bonding curve — this one probably won't either. Contains 0% utility, 0% roadmap and 0% promises about price.
Most of that is pump.fun's doing, not ours. Mint authority is revoked when the coin is created, and if it graduates off the bonding curve the liquidity moves into a pool whose LP tokens are burned, so nobody can pull it. The dev buy and where the creator fees go are the only two lines we chose.
No presale, no vesting, no private round. Don't take this page's word for any of it — all of it is readable on Solscan in about a minute. And the one thing the platform doesn't cover is the dev wallet, so here it is. It holds the $50 buy and nothing else.
Pygmy marmosets get taken from the wild and sold as pets because they fit in a pocket. The ones that get rescued spend the next twenty years in small rainforest sanctuaries, fed by people with no budget.
100% of the creator fees go to an organisation that funds several of those sanctuaries at once, so the money reaches whichever needs it most instead of whichever we happened to pick.
four steps, in order
Install Phantom or Solflare. Write the seed phrase on paper. Never type it anywhere.
Buy SOL on any exchange and send it to your wallet address. Leave a little spare for fees.
Hit buy at the top of this page, or paste the contract address into pump.fun search. Check every character — fakes show up within minutes.
Connect, enter your SOL, confirm. If it fails, raise your slippage and try again.